Wait a minute longer

After a long journey we arrived at our friend Germany, also known as “Wait a minute.” In his house lives one Portuguese, Italian and German. So the Dutch and French completed the top of the EU.
The next morning sir Germany said: It’s Easter, so we have to boil eggs. Only I do not know how, because I got an egg-cookingmachine at home. A what? An egg-cookingmachine. Well, I said: throw those eggs in the water and wait 20 minutes, then at least they are not too soft. But France says: that is too long, let the water boil and put the the eggs for 6 minutes. Mr. Germany laughs: I do not know, I have an egg-cookingmachine at home. So the EU-meeting started about the vision of the egg. After a long deliberation, we decided to chose the French way, this country always had more influence;). The eggs are in the pan and after a few minutes Germany enter the kitchen again and said: I think the 6 minutes are past.
Eh Germany, that were very short minutes, just wait a minute longer, I said. But sir Germany apparently changed his attitude. Anyway, rinse the eggs with cold water, I said. Than it is easier to peel or did you never have to do that, because your egg-cookingmachine had a cooling-down-system.
France started to peel her egg and can actually drink it. Germany said: I just wait a minute with my egg. Sure, the only egg that was good to eat, was his.
After breakfast, we climb a mountain. It is a walk of two hours and with my condition, I was constantly screaming: Just wait a minute longer! We walk on narrow paths and end up in a village. There we drink some tea and rest a little bit for the trip back.